Sunday, November 26, 2006

Flabby Performance, Lacking Luster


I had what will most likely be the first of many, many dull performances whilst I learn to ply my soul in front of youngsters too culturally stunted to follow me down the garden path and that is my own fault. Robert Broderick put it best when he said,
"next time, perhaps try it with a bit more energy." Yea, verily, well put Dublin Rob.

Saturday, November 25, 2006

Brain Flushing


I need a good brain flush.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Chemical Brothers

young man


This man writes about chemicals


older man


The chemicals are starting to get to him



Damage done

Friday, August 11, 2006

Top Hats - Bellweather of Good Rockin'

These men had style.
Jagger - the godfather





Leon Russel - looking good






Marc Bolan - Dressed to a "T"




Slash - 90"s style




This guy - OK




Straight from the heart of Jersey





Monday, June 05, 2006

Dogs are dangerous creatures

Even the most even tempered canine has its moments of abandon.
We here at weeping chimp put together our monies anyway we can to avoid have to work in the GAME. One way we accrue the lucre is to walk other people's dogs. Tomo, the other half, does the walking. I am holding the bag. One of our charges is a large chocolate Labrador named Doughan. Actually his full name is Mighty Doughan. D is owned by a very nice young, white, republican, Catholic duo of lawyers. Theirs is the only house I've been in that has a Cardinal Ratzenberger calendar hanging in the kitchen. It's very tasteful and inspirational seeing as it was shot by Wegaman.
Doughan the Dog is what you'd call mellow to the extreme. Often this dag will plant himself on the side of the road during walks and won't get up again. Two weeks ago the dog had a moment of activity which Tomo and I were inattentive of. He saw a chipmunck or a bird and took off after it. Tomo, holding the leash, took off horizontally through the air in cartoon fashion and splashed down on the pavement cheekbone first. She broke her wrist - the drawing hand of course. Dogs are dangerous creatures. They're making a fool of us.

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Redefine the american dream.


It is just to be here.
To walk down a street
Without fear of a death squad.
Just to be here.
Want people to stop coming?
Make here more like the there they left to come here.
Listen to their phone calls ‘n such.
Oops.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Archeology