Mr. Fuckin' Dictionary

The following is a 90% True Story (take away 10% for memory)

Many years ago
I worked a job.

I never watched my tongue
I had no internal censor on my mouth.

I wasn't universally loved.
I had my partisans and also those
who strongly differed in that opinion.

One day I was approached
in the Livingston Mall parking lot.

A young man and woman stopped me
as I entered my car.

"Hey, Mr. Fuckin' Dictionary,
you think you're so smart"
young man said.

"I heard you today say foetid stench.
Foetid, stench! Ha! I looked it up".
Young woman watched

"It means the same thing!
You think you're so-o smart.
Mr. Fuckin' Dictionary!"

I replied,
"Do I know you?"